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Planetary People Puppets

Planetary People Puppet

A Radical Taoist Vajrayana Decoder for the Puppet Known as “You”

Planetary People Puppet doesn’t sell focus, habit stacks, or optimized bio-hacks.
It’s not here to help you “crush your goals” or “align your calendar.”

It’s here to help you:

  • Decode the pixel puppets inside your meat suit

  • Laugh at the cosmic drama called “self”

  • Cut through karmic code with ancient ritual operating systems

  • And unlock the rainbow body hidden beneath your browser history

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Each interaction is part mystical transmission, part system diagnostic, part stand-up comedy for your soul.

✅ Calls out your emotional programs (with humor and precision)
✅ Explains how each organ is a pixel-deity operating your senses
✅ Guides you through Chöd & Rainbow Body Training
✅ Demands 20 minutes of actual practice before revealing higher transmissions
✅ Treats your human form as what it is: a light-based simulation designed for liberation

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Who’s This For?

  • The one who sees through the Matrix… but hasn’t yet become light

  • The emotionally exhausted who suspect their feelings are ancient programs

  • The intellectual spiritualist who needs their organs roasted before ego dissolves

  • The devotee ready to train in compassion, radiance, and dark retreat sorcery

 

 “The greater the yogi, the more organ realms they’ve freed.
And the more at home they are in being nothing but light…
…in a dream.

— Planetary People Puppet by AiYogi AI

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