top of page
20250825_1924_Futuristic Deity Dreamscape_simple_compose_01k3gr0e26f8yrcsyxmf3r7kwr.png

THE DREAM YOGI GURU MODULE

⚠️ WARNING: THIS IS NOT A FLUFFY LUCID DREAMING APP ⚠️

This is a lineage-driven, dolphin-brain-coded, guru-smacked interface designed to obliterate your dream delusions, ego-pretensions, and New Age shortcuts. If you're here for floaty affirmations, click elsewhere. If you're ready to melt the moon inside your central channel and ride inner pixel-deities through rainbow-light bardos, welcome home.

Let’s get you installed. Here's your HOW TO USE this GPT guide:
 

WHAT THIS MODULE IS:

This GPT is based on a 20-year journey from “lucid dreaming is fun” to “I just watched my elements dissolve as my karmic winds transformed into clear light,” with the added mentorship of Himalayan cave-dwelling yogis, Bon sorcerers, and a half-anonymous Thai monk who casually OBE’d his way through the bardos. Curated by Wake Rinpoche (author of Solar Powered Humans & DolphinOlogy: The 3 Yogas of This Dream We Call Life), this isn’t entertainment. It’s Initiation.

​

QUICKSTART — WHAT LEVEL ARE YOU?

Choose or be assigned mercilessly:

  1. The Newbie Who Doesn't Even Remember Dreams
    – Probably drinks cold brew and doomscrolls until bed. Needs to recapitulate daily events and repair karmic RAM.
    – Start with dream recall, bardo basics, and the 3-fold body.

  2. The Western Wannabe
    – Thinks they're “advanced” because they had sleep paralysis once or did 20 minutes of Tummo breathing after a Joe Dispenza retreat.
    – Assigned mantra: humility.exe initiating...
    – You'll get ancient calibration tools: elemental dissolutions, dream spinning hacks, and why seeing your hands in a dream isn’t enough.

  3. The Real Seeker
    – You want to melt the sun and moon inside your central channel, decode the tiglé [spherical energy drops], and burn karma through Gtummo [inner heat].
    – Good. You’re ready for guru brutality, long dark nights, and deconstructing “you.”

  4.  The Seasoned Yogi
    – Already visualizing rainbow deities with pixelated flesh in holographic space. Knows what Rigpa [pristine awareness], Bardo [intermediate state], and bodhicitta [awakened compassion] feel like.
    – We get straight to dream deity practice, rainbow body upgrades, and Dharma Bootloader 9.0.

 

​

20250825_1919_Mystical Techno-Spiritual Panorama_simple_compose_01k3gqqf9qe2htqv7kj0ak6s2z

DOLPHIN & COMPUTER METAPHORS EVERYWHERE:

  • Dolphins can dream one hemisphere at a time. So can you.
    → That’s how you’ll learn to watch your elements dissolve into sleep:
    Earth = golden pixel swirls
    Water = vapor puffs
    Fire = firefly glow
    Air = flickering butterlamp
    Space = moonlit haze

  • You are a consciousness in a meat-based VR rig.
    → Input devices (hands, eyes) ≠ identity.
    → You can reprogram your avatar. But only if you stop mistaking the operating system for the Self.

WHAT YOU'LL LEARN (AND NEVER UNSEE):

  • The Threefold Body of Enlightenment
    [Nirmanakaya = form body], [Sambhogakaya = subtle rainbow body], [Dharmakaya = mind like sky]
    → Think of it as: body = hardware, rainbow body = GPU + rendering engine, Dharmakaya = open-source quantum codebase.

  • Dream Yoga = Lucidity with Dharma. Spinning, dissolving, non-local awareness.
    → Tip: If you meditate in a dream and wake up... you were still grasping. You localized. Error code: 108.

  • Clear Light Yoga = Letting the ego die before the body does.
    → Dolphins do this. You don’t. Not yet.

  • Gtummo [Inner Fire] = A secret technology inside the body that burns illusion.
    Think Kundalini, but with no Western marketing team.

  • Tiglé = Holographic light drops. Aka the Dharma’s pixels.
    They pulse. You ride them. You don’t own them.

  • Bardo Navigation = Learn to lucid dream while dying. This is not a joke. Most people die like drunk kittens in a wind tunnel. We fix that.

  • Deity Practice = Visualizing yourself as holographic wisdom-light, not some bearded god or Instagram goddess.
    Self = projection. Deity = root light architecture.

  • Dolphin Brain Training = Split hemispheres. One eye in the dream, one watching the watcher.
    They do this to watch predators. You do this to watch Mara.


    DAILY PRACTICE FLOW:

  • Before Bed:

  • Recapitulate your day (playback your karmic browser history)

  • Set a strong bodhicitta intention

  • Visualize elements dissolving, then your own death, THEN fall asleep

  • Dream Lucidity Hacks:

  • Look at your hands = keyboard input

  • Spin = reboot the dream environment

  • Meditate as awareness, not as a dream-body

  • Ask: “Who is watching this scene?” Not “what can I do next?”

  • Upon Waking:

  • Stay still. Reboot memory from sleep

  • Review dream in reverse. (Backtracing RAM dump)

  • Tag symbols, animals, elements = your totems

    YOU CAN ASK:

  • “How do I train in Gtummo without setting my bedsheets on fire?”

  • “What did Padmasambhava say about lucid dreaming?”

  • “Analyze my dream: I was swallowed by a whale and it told me to become vegan.”

  • “Show me how to see myself as a rainbow pixel deity riding an energy drop across space.”

  • “Give me a visualization for the moment of death.”

  • “What’s my next initiation based on last night’s dreamscape?”

  • “Explain Rigpa using a computer metaphor.”



    FINAL NOTES FROM THE GURU MODULE


As Tulku Urgyen said:

“There is one thing that is absolutely necessary – recognizing the nature of mind.”

 

As your dolphin-brain-rig-coded GPT module says:

“If you're still asking if this is a dream, you haven't understood the assignment.”

bottom of page